Ratboy Is Dead Cast of Characters

ratboy
Level: 2
Race: Aptly enough, some sort of rat/boy thing.
Class: Main Character
Alignment: Neutral Good
HP: 7
MP: 12
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 140 lbs.
Sign: Snuffy the Magic Elf
Hometown: The Ghetto
Strength: *
Dexterity: ***
Intelligence: **
Charisma: 1/2*
Attack: Hahaha, really?
Special Abilities: Cry, group hug, "Vocabulary"+1
Items: A Daisy for potential new friends, Full set of dice, White Holy Elf Angel +1 Deck
Familiars: A dead rabbit, Elfen Paladin
Race: Aptly enough, some sort of rat/boy thing.
Class: Main Character
Alignment: Neutral Good
HP: 7
MP: 12
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 140 lbs.
Sign: Snuffy the Magic Elf
Hometown: The Ghetto
Strength: *
Dexterity: ***
Intelligence: **
Charisma: 1/2*
Attack: Hahaha, really?
Special Abilities: Cry, group hug, "Vocabulary"+1
Items: A Daisy for potential new friends, Full set of dice, White Holy Elf Angel +1 Deck
Familiars: A dead rabbit, Elfen Paladin

marvin
Level: 5
Race: Human, Possibly a robot, but probably a human, what with the soft fleshy skin.
Class: Obsessive Nerd
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
HP: 12
MP: 15
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 90 lbs.
Sign: Capricorn
Hometown: Cityburg, NJ
Strength: *
Dexterity: *
Stamina: *
Intelligence: ****
Charisma: *
Special Abilities: Higher math, Intensive vocabulary, Soft skin
Items: Really Cool Calculator +4, Entire Library of AC&G books, various and assorted molecules
Race: Human, Possibly a robot, but probably a human, what with the soft fleshy skin.
Class: Obsessive Nerd
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
HP: 12
MP: 15
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 90 lbs.
Sign: Capricorn
Hometown: Cityburg, NJ
Strength: *
Dexterity: *
Stamina: *
Intelligence: ****
Charisma: *
Special Abilities: Higher math, Intensive vocabulary, Soft skin
Items: Really Cool Calculator +4, Entire Library of AC&G books, various and assorted molecules

t j j
Level: 5
Race: Human
Class: Dual Class: That Dirty Kid We Avoided But Didnt Dislike / Future Philosophy Major
Alignment: Neutral
HP: 18
MP: 4
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 210 lbs.
Sign: He says Jupiter. I don't have the heart to break it to him.
Hometown: Circle Pines, MN
Dexterity: *
Stamina: ***
Charisma: *
Hunger: ***
Comeliness: LOLWUT?
Special Abilities: Belch of Many Stenches, Mad Poetry Skills, Snapping
Items: Sandwich, Cheetos, Bag of Many Things (Especially snacks), an empty Pokeball for some reason , a vague odor
Race: Human
Class: Dual Class: That Dirty Kid We Avoided But Didnt Dislike / Future Philosophy Major
Alignment: Neutral
HP: 18
MP: 4
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 210 lbs.
Sign: He says Jupiter. I don't have the heart to break it to him.
Hometown: Circle Pines, MN
Dexterity: *
Stamina: ***
Charisma: *
Hunger: ***
Comeliness: LOLWUT?
Special Abilities: Belch of Many Stenches, Mad Poetry Skills, Snapping
Items: Sandwich, Cheetos, Bag of Many Things (Especially snacks), an empty Pokeball for some reason , a vague odor

brucemore man
Level: 81
Race: Plutocrat
Class: Plutocrat
Alignment: Neutral ..?
HP: 356
MP: 201
Gender: Male
Age: 54
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 245 lbs.
Sign: $$$
Hometown: Colorado Springs, CO
Strength: **
Dexterity: ***
Stamina: ****
Intelligence: ****
Wisdom: ****
Charisma: ****
Contacts: **********
Money: Heckuvalotmmkay?
Special Abilities: Brucemore
Special Knowledges: Brucemore
Affiliations: Brucemore
Grand Scheme: Brucemore
Race: Plutocrat
Class: Plutocrat
Alignment: Neutral ..?
HP: 356
MP: 201
Gender: Male
Age: 54
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 245 lbs.
Sign: $$$
Hometown: Colorado Springs, CO
Strength: **
Dexterity: ***
Stamina: ****
Intelligence: ****
Wisdom: ****
Charisma: ****
Contacts: **********
Money: Heckuvalotmmkay?
Special Abilities: Brucemore
Special Knowledges: Brucemore
Affiliations: Brucemore
Grand Scheme: Brucemore

death
Level: 100
Race: Angel
Class: ...of Death
Alignment: Neutral
HP: 0
MP: 0
Gender: Not as such
Age: Oh, I don't know. How old is time?
Height: Inconsequential
Weight: Inconsequential
Sign: Death predates astrology. Death is the alpha, the omega. All things come from and end up in death. Death is the only true constant. Death is... wait, where was I? Oh, never mind.
Strength: Inconsequential
Dexterity: Inconsequential
Intelligence: Inconsequential
Charisma: Inconsequential
Attack: Infinite
Special Abilities: Touch of Death, aptly enough. Also Gaze of Death, Sniff of Death, Lick of Death, Smile of Death, Wink of Death, Recipe of Death, Dance of Death, Assessing the Situation of Death, Taxes of Death, Tree of Death, and so on.
Items: Scythe of Death, Robe of Death, a Timex watch
Familiars: Anything that rots, really
Race: Angel
Class: ...of Death
Alignment: Neutral
HP: 0
MP: 0
Gender: Not as such
Age: Oh, I don't know. How old is time?
Height: Inconsequential
Weight: Inconsequential
Sign: Death predates astrology. Death is the alpha, the omega. All things come from and end up in death. Death is the only true constant. Death is... wait, where was I? Oh, never mind.
Strength: Inconsequential
Dexterity: Inconsequential
Intelligence: Inconsequential
Charisma: Inconsequential
Attack: Infinite
Special Abilities: Touch of Death, aptly enough. Also Gaze of Death, Sniff of Death, Lick of Death, Smile of Death, Wink of Death, Recipe of Death, Dance of Death, Assessing the Situation of Death, Taxes of Death, Tree of Death, and so on.
Items: Scythe of Death, Robe of Death, a Timex watch
Familiars: Anything that rots, really

elf paladin
Level: 12
Race: Elf
Class: Paladin
Alignment: Lawful Good
HP: 0
MP: 36
Gender: Female
Age: 10
Height: 11 inches
Width: 8.5 inches
Sign: Winky
Hometown: Morrowbutter Drollshire
Strength: ***
Wisdom: ****
Charisma: ****
Special Abilities: Doing what is just and right, Divine Grace, Aura of Courage, Give Evil a Stern Talking To, Detect Insurance Fraud
Familiars: Probably supposed to have a noble steed but is okay living a simpler life without
Race: Elf
Class: Paladin
Alignment: Lawful Good
HP: 0
MP: 36
Gender: Female
Age: 10
Height: 11 inches
Width: 8.5 inches
Sign: Winky
Hometown: Morrowbutter Drollshire
Strength: ***
Wisdom: ****
Charisma: ****
Special Abilities: Doing what is just and right, Divine Grace, Aura of Courage, Give Evil a Stern Talking To, Detect Insurance Fraud
Familiars: Probably supposed to have a noble steed but is okay living a simpler life without

marcel mimic
Level: 50
Race: Mimic
Class: Patisserie Chef
Alignment: Neutral Evil
HP: 0
MP: 80
Gender: Male
Age: 181
Height: 2'4''
Weight: 320 lbs.
Hometown:
Strength: *****
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ******
Intelligence: **
Attacks: Bite, Cheese Wheel Of Fortune, Breaking Bread, Death Spell
Items: A kitschy key, Beret (+1 to stamina)
Race: Mimic
Class: Patisserie Chef
Alignment: Neutral Evil
HP: 0
MP: 80
Gender: Male
Age: 181
Height: 2'4''
Weight: 320 lbs.
Hometown:
Strength: *****
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ******
Intelligence: **
Attacks: Bite, Cheese Wheel Of Fortune, Breaking Bread, Death Spell
Items: A kitschy key, Beret (+1 to stamina)

mysterious stranger
Level: ????
Race: Human, in all likelihood
Class: ????
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
HP: ????
MP: ????
Gender: Male, as far as you're concerned
Age: ????
Height: 6 feetish?
Weight: ????
Sign: ????
Hometown: ????
Strength: ????
Intelligence: ????
Charisma: ????
Special Abilities: Excellent Marksmanship, Hiding in Shadows
Race: Human, in all likelihood
Class: ????
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
HP: ????
MP: ????
Gender: Male, as far as you're concerned
Age: ????
Height: 6 feetish?
Weight: ????
Sign: ????
Hometown: ????
Strength: ????
Intelligence: ????
Charisma: ????
Special Abilities: Excellent Marksmanship, Hiding in Shadows

officer der bear mackibble
Level: 29
Race: Human
Class: Dual Class Police Officer/Pirate Enthusiast
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
HP: 128
MP: 24
Gender: Male
Age: 36
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 160 lbs.
Sign: Stop - And I do mean a complete stop!
Hometown: Youngstown, OH
Strength: ***
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ****
Intelligence: **
Affiliations: The Midwest Chapter Pirate Enthusiasts, Cityburg, NJ's Police Department
Race: Human
Class: Dual Class Police Officer/Pirate Enthusiast
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
HP: 128
MP: 24
Gender: Male
Age: 36
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 160 lbs.
Sign: Stop - And I do mean a complete stop!
Hometown: Youngstown, OH
Strength: ***
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ****
Intelligence: **
Affiliations: The Midwest Chapter Pirate Enthusiasts, Cityburg, NJ's Police Department

old man lester
Level: 81
Race: Human...?
Class: A Really and Very, Very, very Old Man
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
HP: 462
MP: 903
Gender: Male
Age: Indeterminate at best, horrificably and absurdly bizarre when nearing its worst
Height: ???
Weight: 70 lbs.
Sign: Scorpio
Hometown: Farmingdorf, IA - Why they're farming in New Jersey now, nobody knows
Strength: ???
Dexterity: ???
Stamina: ???
Intelligence: ???
Charisma: 0
Items: A Kleenex Box, and whatever is with him inside the box. If You want to ask, you go right ahead, but I'm leaving it at that.
Race: Human...?
Class: A Really and Very, Very, very Old Man
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
HP: 462
MP: 903
Gender: Male
Age: Indeterminate at best, horrificably and absurdly bizarre when nearing its worst
Height: ???
Weight: 70 lbs.
Sign: Scorpio
Hometown: Farmingdorf, IA - Why they're farming in New Jersey now, nobody knows
Strength: ???
Dexterity: ???
Stamina: ???
Intelligence: ???
Charisma: 0
Items: A Kleenex Box, and whatever is with him inside the box. If You want to ask, you go right ahead, but I'm leaving it at that.

patty g
Level: 19
Race: Human (Irish)
Class: Gangsta
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
HP: 68
MP: 26
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 165 lbs.
Sign: Four Leaf Clover
Hometown: Belfast, Ireland
Strength: ***
Dexterity: ***
Charisma: **
His shit: Shamrock, Shamrock shake, His Cigs, Absurdly rare but totally real he promises Sorcery cards, Glock, Some shoes he stole, and a watch you should buy from him
Special Abilities: Busting both caps and mad rhymes
Affiliations: Pancake Posse
Race: Human (Irish)
Class: Gangsta
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
HP: 68
MP: 26
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 165 lbs.
Sign: Four Leaf Clover
Hometown: Belfast, Ireland
Strength: ***
Dexterity: ***
Charisma: **
His shit: Shamrock, Shamrock shake, His Cigs, Absurdly rare but totally real he promises Sorcery cards, Glock, Some shoes he stole, and a watch you should buy from him
Special Abilities: Busting both caps and mad rhymes
Affiliations: Pancake Posse

ratboys mum
Level: 51
Race: ????
Class: Matron
Alignment: Lawful Evil
HP: 180
MP: 106
Gender: Female
Age: 49
Height: Never ask a lady this.
Weight: Never, ever ask a lady this, either.
Sign: Cancer
Hometown: ????
Strength: ***
Intelligence: ***
Charisma: ????
Special Abilities: Yelling, spanking, swatting
Race: ????
Class: Matron
Alignment: Lawful Evil
HP: 180
MP: 106
Gender: Female
Age: 49
Height: Never ask a lady this.
Weight: Never, ever ask a lady this, either.
Sign: Cancer
Hometown: ????
Strength: ***
Intelligence: ***
Charisma: ????
Special Abilities: Yelling, spanking, swatting

young man lester
Level: 34
Race: Human, Well, I guess.
Class: A Young Very, Very Old Man
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
HP: 62
MP: 215
Gender: Male
Age: 84
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 94 lbs.
Sign: Capricorn
Hometown: Farmingdorf, IA - Why they're farming in New Jersey now, nobody knows
Strength: ***
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ***
Intelligence: **
Charisma: *
Items: Pitchfork, Barn, Various Barn Animals, A Thresher.
Familiars: Bessy the cow
Race: Human, Well, I guess.
Class: A Young Very, Very Old Man
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
HP: 62
MP: 215
Gender: Male
Age: 84
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 94 lbs.
Sign: Capricorn
Hometown: Farmingdorf, IA - Why they're farming in New Jersey now, nobody knows
Strength: ***
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ***
Intelligence: **
Charisma: *
Items: Pitchfork, Barn, Various Barn Animals, A Thresher.
Familiars: Bessy the cow