Class: A Really and Very, Very, very Old Man
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Age: Indeterminate at best, horrificably and absurdly bizarre when nearing its worst
Weight: 70 lbs.
Hometown: Farmingdorf, IA – Why they’re farming in New Jersey now, nobody knows
Items: A Kleenex Box, and whatever is with him inside the box. If You want to ask, you go right ahead, but I’m leaving it at that.