Ratboy Is Dead Cast of Characters

Level: 2
Race: Aptly enough, some sort of rat/boy thing.
Class: Main Character
Alignment: Neutral Good

HP: 7
MP: 12

Gender: Male
Age: 16
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 140 lbs.
Sign: Snuffy the Magic Elf
Hometown: The Ghetto

Strength: *
Dexterity: ***
Intelligence: **
Charisma: 1/2*

Attack: Hahaha, really?
Special Abilities: Cry, group hug, "Vocabulary"+1
Items: A Daisy for potential new friends, Full set of dice, White Holy Elf Angel +1 Deck
Familiars: A dead rabbit, Elfen Paladin

Level: 5
Race: Human, Possibly a robot, but probably a human, what with the soft fleshy skin.
Class: Obsessive Nerd
Alignment: Lawful Neutral

HP: 12
MP: 15

Gender: Male
Age: 16
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 90 lbs.
Sign: Capricorn
Hometown: Cityburg, NJ

Strength: *
Dexterity: *
Stamina: *
Intelligence: ****
Charisma: *

Special Abilities: Higher math, Intensive vocabulary, Soft skin
Items: Really Cool Calculator +4, Entire Library of AC&G books, various and assorted molecules

Level: 5
Race: Human
Class: Dual Class: That Dirty Kid We Avoided But Didnt Dislike / Future Philosophy Major
Alignment: Neutral

HP: 18
MP: 4

Gender: Male
Age: 15
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 210 lbs.
Sign: He says Jupiter. I don't have the heart to break it to him.
Hometown: Circle Pines, MN

Dexterity: *
Stamina: ***
Charisma: *
Hunger: ***
Comeliness: LOLWUT?

Special Abilities: Belch of Many Stenches, Mad Poetry Skills, Snapping
Items: Sandwich, Cheetos, Bag of Many Things (Especially snacks), an empty Pokeball for some reason , a vague odor

Level: 81
Race: Plutocrat
Class: Plutocrat
Alignment: Neutral ..?

HP: 356
MP: 201

Gender: Male
Age: 54
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 245 lbs.
Sign: $$$
Hometown: Colorado Springs, CO

Strength: **
Dexterity: ***
Stamina: ****
Intelligence: ****
Wisdom: ****
Charisma: ****
Contacts: **********

Money: Heckuvalotmmkay?

Special Abilities: Brucemore
Special Knowledges: Brucemore
Affiliations: Brucemore
Grand Scheme: Brucemore

Level: 100
Race: Angel
Class: ...of Death
Alignment: Neutral

HP: 0
MP: 0

Gender: Not as such
Age: Oh, I don't know. How old is time?
Height: Inconsequential
Weight: Inconsequential
Sign: Death predates astrology. Death is the alpha, the omega. All things come from and end up in death. Death is the only true constant. Death is... wait, where was I? Oh, never mind.

Strength: Inconsequential
Dexterity: Inconsequential
Intelligence: Inconsequential
Charisma: Inconsequential

Attack: Infinite
Special Abilities: Touch of Death, aptly enough. Also Gaze of Death, Sniff of Death, Lick of Death, Smile of Death, Wink of Death, Recipe of Death, Dance of Death, Assessing the Situation of Death, Taxes of Death, Tree of Death, and so on.
Items: Scythe of Death, Robe of Death, a Timex watch
Familiars: Anything that rots, really

Level: 12
Race: Elf
Class: Paladin
Alignment: Lawful Good

HP: 0
MP: 36

Gender: Female
Age: 10
Height: 11 inches
Width: 8.5 inches
Sign: Winky
Hometown: Morrowbutter Drollshire

Strength: ***
Wisdom: ****
Charisma: ****

Special Abilities: Doing what is just and right, Divine Grace, Aura of Courage, Give Evil a Stern Talking To, Detect Insurance Fraud

Familiars: Probably supposed to have a noble steed but is okay living a simpler life without

Level: 50
Race: Mimic
Class: Patisserie Chef
Alignment: Neutral Evil

HP: 0
MP: 80

Gender: Male
Age: 181
Height: 2'4''
Weight: 320 lbs.
Hometown:

Strength: *****
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ******
Intelligence: **

Attacks: Bite, Cheese Wheel Of Fortune, Breaking Bread, Death Spell
Items: A kitschy key, Beret (+1 to stamina)

Level: ????
Race: Human, in all likelihood
Class: ????
Alignment: Chaotic Evil

HP: ????
MP: ????

Gender: Male, as far as you're concerned
Age: ????
Height: 6 feetish?
Weight: ????
Sign: ????
Hometown: ????

Strength: ????
Intelligence: ????
Charisma: ????

Special Abilities: Excellent Marksmanship, Hiding in Shadows

Level: 29
Race: Human
Class: Dual Class Police Officer/Pirate Enthusiast
Alignment: Lawful Neutral

HP: 128
MP: 24

Gender: Male
Age: 36
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 160 lbs.
Sign: Stop - And I do mean a complete stop!
Hometown: Youngstown, OH

Strength: ***
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ****
Intelligence: **

Affiliations: The Midwest Chapter Pirate Enthusiasts, Cityburg, NJ's Police Department

Level: 81
Race: Human...?
Class: A Really and Very, Very, very Old Man
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

HP: 462
MP: 903

Gender: Male
Age: Indeterminate at best, horrificably and absurdly bizarre when nearing its worst
Height: ???
Weight: 70 lbs.
Sign: Scorpio
Hometown: Farmingdorf, IA - Why they're farming in New Jersey now, nobody knows

Strength: ???
Dexterity: ???
Stamina: ???
Intelligence: ???
Charisma: 0

Items: A Kleenex Box, and whatever is with him inside the box. If You want to ask, you go right ahead, but I'm leaving it at that.

Level: 19
Race: Human (Irish)
Class: Gangsta
Alignment: Chaotic Evil

HP: 68
MP: 26

Gender: Male
Age: 19
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 165 lbs.
Sign: Four Leaf Clover
Hometown: Belfast, Ireland

Strength: ***
Dexterity: ***
Charisma: **

His shit: Shamrock, Shamrock shake, His Cigs, Absurdly rare but totally real he promises Sorcery cards, Glock, Some shoes he stole, and a watch you should buy from him

Special Abilities: Busting both caps and mad rhymes

Affiliations: Pancake Posse

Level: 51
Race: ????
Class: Matron
Alignment: Lawful Evil

HP: 180
MP: 106

Gender: Female
Age: 49
Height: Never ask a lady this.
Weight: Never, ever ask a lady this, either.
Sign: Cancer
Hometown: ????

Strength: ***
Intelligence: ***
Charisma: ????

Special Abilities: Yelling, spanking, swatting

Level: 34
Race: Human, Well, I guess.
Class: A Young Very, Very Old Man
Alignment: Lawful Neutral

HP: 62
MP: 215

Gender: Male
Age: 84
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 94 lbs.
Sign: Capricorn
Hometown: Farmingdorf, IA - Why they're farming in New Jersey now, nobody knows

Strength: ***
Dexterity: **
Stamina: ***
Intelligence: **
Charisma: *

Items: Pitchfork, Barn, Various Barn Animals, A Thresher.
Familiars: Bessy the cow